I just impulse bought Dark Souls 2. Shit.
I didn’t realize how much I actually enjoy going to the gym. I just need to remember to get off my ass and just go.
Gamer sex tip #3
While your lover is moaning loudly, morph into Paarthurnax and sensually say “your Thu’um is strong.”
For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it
Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper.
I just woke up at 3:00 and my throat really hurts and I’m sniffly and I really can’t get sick because being sick sucks so much and I don’t want to.
yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
And today on “Am I being really introverted today or is everyone stupid” I sit and talk to no one.